To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

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Unknown
Tickles are what power my giggle machine.
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Anthony T.Hincks
Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.
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Amit Kalantri
Before we complicated life with money, machines and missiles we did well with morals, manpower and meetings.
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Amit Kalantri
I like to imagine that the world is one big machine. You know, machines never have any extra parts. They have the exact number and type of parts they need. So I figure if the entire world is a big machine, I have to be...
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Brian Selznick
More Quotes By Irving R. Kaufman
The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it.
To the extent that the judicial profession becomes the daily routine of deciding cases on the most secure precedents and the narrowest grounds available, the judicial mind atrophies and its perspective shrinks.
The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society.